The Holy Empire of Holy federacion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chicão with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.937 billion Holy federacionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy federacionian economy, worth 747 trillion Fanias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,344 Fanias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Holy federacionian mussels the biggest in United Kingdom, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy federacion's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Holy federacion is ranked 196,444^th in the world and 278^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.